Any ideas/opinions for the top guacamole recipe? Like, erotically good...

gotta admit not a guacamole fan, but good topic , hope you get some responses and ideas , we need more conversation here on a wide range of topics too ! frankly we all come here for the sex , but who likely does not have food and drink next on their conversation list LOL....and let's not stop there let's delve into numbers 3 , 4, 5, 6 and more !!

Marcela Valladolid's "Chili-mango Guacamole"

5 firm-ripe avocados
½ cup lime juice
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 cups fresh cubed mangoes
2 tablespoons crushed red pepper
Chili oil, topping garnish

Jamie Oliver’s “Knock-together Guacamole”

1 red onion (small), chopped
3 avocados, well chopped
2 red chilies (fresh), diced
6 cherry tomatoes, diced
Juice of 2 limes
2 teaspoons olive oil
Fresh cilantro, to taste
1 teaspoon salt

Just sayin' it's now the height of guacamole season and still looking for inspiration . . . I'm feeling a bit gazpacho'd on the topic :P

You can make brownies with avocados too.