Outdoors Masturbation Photos and Videos

Pixellator: Mrs. Pix – Blooper Reel

Exhibitionist, Fetish

I’m not sure whether this will be appreciated by VC fans – we’ll see; I’m sure you’ll let me know, one way or another. This is a genuine “blooper reel” … a concatenation of several failed attempts at a “thing”. The “thing” in this case was intended to be a video capture of a natural peeing episode on one of our hikes. As is typical, Mrs. Pix had been hiking nude from the outset, but from the outset also had been announcing her ability and desire to pee “soon”. Accordingly, I kept my eye out for favorable settings, making mental notes. As it happened, though, as we kept hiking onward, her urgency seemed to decrease rather than increase. Eventually, after more than an hour, we turned back, retracing steps. We came upon the spot you see here, and having highlighted it in my memory as one of the better settings on this trail, we paused to do the deed.

Well … not exactly. Three tries and no cigar. Oh well. Kind of funny, really. She did eventually get some relief before we headed home by car from the trail head, but the amusement to be found in these little vignettes is perhaps more entertaining.

By the way, there is blooper audio as well as blooper video, so … NSFW in both channels.

Enjoy.