24. That’s an impressive spread.
23. Wow, those breasts are huge!
22. Tying the legs together keeps the insides most.
21. Mmmm, I can’t wait to eat that.
20. Don’t play with your meat.
19. I want that leg.
18. Wanna try my gravy?
17. You have a little bit on your chin.
16. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
15. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll explode!
14. Are you ready for seconds?
13. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
12. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
11. It’s Cool Whip time!
10. How long will it take after you stick it in?
9. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
8. Turn the heat up and see if that works.
7. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
6. I didn’t think I could fit all of that!
5. More sausage stuffing, please.
4. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
3. Well I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time.
2. Should I stick it back in?
1. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Others? ;)

LOL ........awesome !! so funny and you can just relate to every one !!!!

I wouldn't mind hearing...

#24 That's an impressive spread. I mean I do work hard at getting everything just right.
#17 You have a little bit (something) on your chin OR mustache. Just means it was a tasty meal.
#15 If I don't undo my pants, I'll explode. By all means get comfy.
#11 It's Cool Whip time!! Oh yeah, dessert ;)

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I wouldn't mind saying back...

#24 That's an impressive spread. I mean I do work hard at getting everything just right. And what a centerpiece you have...
#6. I didn’t think I could fit all of that! Well once you get started sometimes nothing surprises me. ;)

Or that *I* wouldn't mind hearing...

#20. Don’t play with your meat. Well, maybe just in the kitchen, before the guests arrive.

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Are you really so excited to see me or is that a Jack Hammer in your pants wanted to be plugged into an outlet?

I hope my dessert melts in my mouth and not in my hands!

or..........if you think my dessert looks good on the table wait till you put it your mouth !!